hypothetical conversation from 7 minutes ago

[Scene: Kitchen. PHIL is present. APPARITION OF SOME YOUNGER PHIL appears.]

APPARITION: Uh, what are you doing?

PHIL: I am putting flaxseed and frozen raspberries in my soy yogurt.

APPARITION: That's ridiculous!

PHIL: Dude... look at your hair. *That's* ridiculous.

APPARITION: Did you just call me dude?

PHIL: Uh... yeah.

APPARITION: That's ridiculous!

[Exit APPARITION.]